Monday, December 17, 2012

Paris

I started out slow in Paris... Couldn't find my way through the hustle and bustle of the streets. Then all of the sudden I saw a light, the light was mr. Nelson. He dug me up from Paris and showed me the streets, I had to get away from some bad influences @jakestout @kurtisbrimhall. Cami durrent showed me how to live, where to eat, how to make money; it was hard at first but I figured it out...








The end

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Roller derby- underrated

Roller derby is a contact sport played by two teams of five members roller skating in the same direction around a track. Game play consists of a series of short matchups ("jams") in which both teams designate a scoring player (the "jammer") who scores points by lapping members of the opposing team. The teams attempt to assist their own jammer whilst hindering the opposing jammer — in effect, playing both offense and defense simultaneously. Roller derby is played by more than 1,200 amateur leagues worldwide.[1]

Poems

If you can keep your head when all about you
Are losing theirs and blaming it on you;
If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you,
But make allowance for their doubting too:
If you can wait and not be tired by waiting,
Or, being lied about, don't deal in lies,
Or being hated don't give way to hating,
And yet don't look too good, nor talk too wise;

If you can dream---and not make dreams your master;
If you can think---and not make thoughts your aim,
If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster
And treat those two impostors just the same:.
If you can bear to hear the truth you've spoken
Twisted by knaves to make a trap for fools,
Or watch the things you gave your life to, broken,
And stoop and build'em up with worn-out tools;

If you can make one heap of all your winnings
And risk it on one turn of pitch-and-toss,
And lose, and start again at your beginnings,
And never breathe a word about your loss:
If you can force your heart and nerve and sinew
To serve your turn long after they are gone,
And so hold on when there is nothing in you
Except the Will which says to them: "Hold on!"

If you can talk with crowds and keep your virtue,
Or walk with Kings---nor lose the common touch,
If neither foes nor loving friends can hurt you,
If all men count with you, but none too much:
If you can fill the unforgiving minute
With sixty seconds' worth of distance run,
Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it,
And---which is more---you'll be a Man, my son!

Sunday, November 18, 2012

provocative lyrics


Chorus:
She's a brick----house
Mighty mighty, just lettin' it all hang out
She's a brick----house
The lady's stacked and that's a fact,
ain't holding nothing back.

She's a brick----house
She's the one, the only one,
who's built like a amazon
We're together everybody knows,
and here's how the story goes.

Verse:
1. She knows she got everything
a woman needs to get a man, yeah.
How can she use, the things she use
36-24-36, what a winning hand!


(Chorus)


Verse:
2. The clothes she wears, the sexy ways,
make an old man wish for younger days
She knows she's built and knows how to please
Sure enough to knock a man to his knees












what a great song

instructions

how to be tight, its simple, play one of the main three sports. (football, basketball, baseball) and after that all you have to do id stand by the knight..... thats about it.

Sunday, November 4, 2012

Kenjon barner is sexy swag

I would marry Kenjon barner....

I remember

I remember football at Ammon story's every weekend. I remember hating jake stout. I remember kurtis's bullcut. I remember when I was sick at basketball. I Remember when all I wanted was candy #stilldo. I remember when I liked a girl in jr high that's nap sauce now. I remember when I was tight #stillam #senior2013. I remember when I like that one girl that was soooooooooo baller. I remember sophomore year like it was yesterday.

Monday, October 15, 2012

It's always a good time!!!!! ($$ HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time

Woke up on the right side of the bed
What's up with this Prince song inside my head?
Hands up if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time.

Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care
Hopped into a cab, take me anywhere
I'm in if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time

Good morning and good night
I wake up at twilight
It's gonna be alright
We don't even have to try
It's always a good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Freaked out, dropped my phone in the pool again
Checked out of my room hit the ATM
Let's hang out if you're down to get down tonight
Cuz it's always a good time

Good morning and good night
I wake up at twilight
It's gonna be alright we don't even have to try
It's always a good time.

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Doesn't matter when
It's always a good time then
Doesn't matter where
It's always a good time there

Doesn't matter when,
It's always a good time then

It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time

Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
It's always a good time
Woah-oh-oh-oh Woah-oh-oh-oh
We don't even have to try, it's always a good time.

Bricks and duct tape

Bricks I think are like highschool... There is a lot of bricks in this world and there is a lot of people in highschool HAHAHAHAHA anyways, and ducttape is like cliques at the highschool, they hold it together and you have to STICK with your clique or else you are an outcast..



K bye

Sunday, October 7, 2012

Conference

I want to post about conference. I'll be honest I sleep through about 90% of conference (especially priesthood session) but the 10% of conference I listen too is good stuff, I mean some people are boring but speakers like holland, monson, Scott, and uchtdorf are some of the best.

After they announced that you can go on a mission when you are 18, it really made me think of how not ready i am, and how I need to start getting ready for my mission because I want to go when I'm 18. President Monson are that change for a reason and I think it's only best I follow his teachings..

Life and death

I think everyone is a little scared of death.. I know I am, but being lds I just think of heaven and life after death. But I'm still scare of death because I don't know how I'm going to die, or exactly what's in store for me after I die, and I obviously don't want to leave any one sad after I die.. (Which I probably wouldn't) but I wanna think that people would be sad after my death.. Anyways I just want to live as long as possible.. Yolo right? No, wrong, I want to live the best life I can not the yolo life.

Monday, October 1, 2012

fears

I have a ginormous fear of failure.. But that's not I'm here to talk to you about, I'm here to talk to you about Salt Lake City, my true fear in life. Salt Lake City is scary because its where all the sketchy people in Utah live... And if your not a sketchy hoodrat your a way to busy to be alive business man.

family

Well... I'm here to talk to you about family, family is the key to success, family is the backbone of life, it's the apple to the tree, the heart to the body, the bullet to the gun. Anyway you get the idea... I love family and all the benifits family gives you, like many and housing. So I would like to give a shout out to my family.

Love you Guys, peace

Thoughts

What's currently on my mind right now as I am writing this is, football because that's what I'm watching on tv.
But that's not usually on my mind, I usually have a bunch of stuff going on in my mind like, would she ever like me, where should I go for lunch, how many people has she kissed. You know? Usual stuff like that. I think a lot about the future, what's in store for me, what I need to do to prepare, where should I go to college. I try to push those thoughts out of y head because they are stressful, but we all have to deal with stressful situations eventually so why not start now?

Old People

Old people are great, they just sit back, relax, and drink prune juice.

Sunday, September 16, 2012

hunting the beast

compass, check, whistle, check, beaver tranquilizer, check, thats all we needed... thats all we had. the chupacabra was native to the forest and we needed its meat to sell so we couldbuy the xbox 720, because everyone knows chupacabra meat sells for a lot. we set out in search for this brilliant creature, not knowing what will be in store for us next.


to be continued

Love

Love to me is a finely tuned clarinet, your tuning it and tuning it, thinking.. when is this darn clarinet going to sound normal! then once it does, your in love...

in love as in you play it once then realize clarinets are gay, thats like highschool. then youmove on to the bigger and better banjo, thats love..... i really make zero sense..

Sunday, September 9, 2012

Rappers

this goes out to rappers... usually rappers have done no good in the world.. but deal drugs, slam snitches, and shot thugs.. but we have to think to ourselves here, rappers are the scum of the earth. none of them going anywhere after there careers. but then again, we all love rap music (minus erica hovermail) so why is it we like it so much?

Humans

humans and robots are the same if you think about it.. they only have one goal in life.. and that's to win the lottery.. k that's was really random and i don't know why i said that but humans are bloodthirsty beasts trying to get as much money as fast as possible.. and if you think about it humans are kind of programed to be that way.. just as how robots are programmed to do whatever we need.

i would rather be a human because of the choices we have to make... screw robots and there metalyness.